If it be dark better to light fire than curse the pterodactyl shadow over our head

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Ugh! This "Fire Help." Me Groog.
Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone? Ugh. You hit them together? Ugh. What happen?

Fire not work. (sigh) Make spark? No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday. *sigh*

You change rock?

I change nothing.

You sure?

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

* Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*


* lights go out in Lorto's brain *

LEAGL

I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH HELPING LASER EAGLE ART GUILD OF LONDON (LEAGL)
I AM PART OF THE ORGANIZING COMMITTEE
WE ARE WORKING TO BRING THE LASER EAGLE TECHNIQUES TO LONDON
WE HAVE BEEN OFFERING ART CLASSES FOR PEOPLE WITH SEVERE SPEECH AND MOBILITY IMPEDIMENTS. WE MEET AT LONDON GOSPEL TEMPLE EVERY SECOND THURSDAY AT 7PM.
COME OUT TO SE E US SOMETIME. YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST WITH A CHALLENGE OR A TRACKER WITH A HEART. EITHER WAY YOU WIL HAVE A GREAT CREATIVE AND COMUNITY BUILDING TIME.

GOD BLESS.

I'M BAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!

IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD INTERNET. I MOVED TO A NEW HOME AND A NEW SERVICE PROVIDER AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE TROUBLES I'VE HAD GETTING THIS VEHICLE BACK ON THE CYBER-HIWAY.
I LOVE MY NEW HOME. IT IS A SPACIOUS, CATHEDRAL CEILINGED ONE LEVEL HOUSE THAT I SHARE WITH 7 OTHER PEOPLE. ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL POST SOME PICTURES OF ME HERE.